It’s like a tiny sausage spider.
Hope
Hopium is addictive. Daily doses of Hope quotes collected by her roommate.
It’s like a tiny sausage spider.
Hey check out them apple cakes. You’ve never heard that expression? It’s a southern thing… It’s really not.
My head was leaking plasma this morning!!
So you know how most of my work is cute mixed with fucked up?
I’m gonna pick up my baby head.
I keep having dreams where fake mustaches appear on everything.
Imagine my lobes! If I woulda gestated longer… My head would be just ear lobes.
Mrs.Cocks.
Blueberry top hat! That’s a euphemism. I gave her the blueberry top hat.
I’m a police!
‘Cause I rubbed poison ivy all over my ankles because I like the sensation.
Whenever I get bubble tea it’s just on my contract to urinate everywhere.
I wanna make a mustache out of eyelashes.
It was too cakey. Not enough ball.
It’s one of my many shlongs.
